I'm a new soul.

speroni-baloney: panfans: Upside Down [x] SAFETY DOES NOT...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:29:09 -0400

speroni-baloney:

panfans:

Upside Down [x]

SAFETY DOES NOT BEGIN WITH YOU PETER!!!!

^OMG DEAD!!!! But no, SafeD obviously does not begin with Peter ;)

fuck-yeah-titties-and-jazz: most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever: “troy was horny as fuck....

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:09:40 -0400

fuck-yeah-titties-and-jazz:

most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:

“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”

ohjaimelannister: Imagine if you had to take a shot every time you were sarcastic.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:47:42 -0400

ohjaimelannister:

Imagine if you had to take a shot every time you were sarcastic.

i-said-adventure: “This classmate turned best friend became...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:47:05 -0400

i-said-adventure:

“This classmate turned best friend became the love of my life, and my very own fairytale ending. Our first date lasted over eight hours, as neither of us wanted to say goodnight. Later, she and I had the amazing opportunity to portray fairytale characters at a local theme park, a young boy who never wanted to grow up and the beautiful girl that flew away with him. After seven years of not wanting to say goodnight, I proposed to her and she said yes, and why not? Peter and Wendy turned out just fine.”

Spieling Peter and Carebear Wendy / Husband and Wife

sobbing forever

sasstiel-sassbutt: arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:45:03 -0400

sasstiel-sassbutt:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

pureblood

this post just got 209348451 times better okay

imperiatrix: So I was read the memory alpha article on vulcans and it said that the average vulcan...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:42:17 -0400

imperiatrix:

So I was read the memory alpha article on vulcans and it said that the average vulcan body temperature is 32.78 degrees celsius (91 degrees fahrenheit) while human body temperature is 37 degrees celsius (98.6 degrees fahrenheit) and all I could think was

panfans: Fan [x]

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 12:40:49 -0400

panfans:

Fan [x]

not-thefunniestblog: if you are not excited for this you are so...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 10:23:08 -0400

not-thefunniestblog:

if you are not excited for this you are so wrong

skate-high: To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:28:23 -0400

skate-high:

To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.

distantviolets: inc-omparable: hulksmashmouth: shewhonotgrow: stonger-than-you-think: watson-i-a...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:23:09 -0400

distantviolets:

inc-omparable:

hulksmashmouth:

shewhonotgrow:

stonger-than-you-think:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

YES - and then you start to think you’ve been chosen for the second coming of christ.

yep

virgin mary 5ever

Every time

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:17:52 -0400

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

30down30more: Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:17:46 -0400

30down30more:

Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.

You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t haha

Ahhhhh… And there it is. I was waiting to see someone with...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:11:00 -0400

Ahhhhh… And there it is. I was waiting to see someone with our costumes.

anxiousmonster: iinventedeverything: weian-fu: sewingtutorials...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:31:53 -0400

anxiousmonster:

iinventedeverything:

weian-fu:

sewingtutorials:

Learn to Sew

“…a series of free online tutorials guiding you through the basics of sewing, from setting up your machine, to understanding sewing patterns, and finishing your seams.”

Saving this for later cause I’m getting rusty as a muggerbugger

SEWCIAL JUSTICE!!!

reblogging because i need to learn and my mom has a sewing machine exactly like this one

looklikealittleotter: matt-smiths-legs: kili-in-the-shire-with-...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 19:09:49 -0400

looklikealittleotter:

matt-smiths-legs:

kili-in-the-shire-with-fili:

kimmsauce:

Smiguel

If you have the willpower to not reblog Smiguel.

Well then.

I salute you, amigo.

Crying

DONDE ESTA MI PRECIOSA

JUAN RING TO RULE THEM ALL

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST

Hey look movie character questions

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 19:09:20 -0400

Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
Belle: Is there someone you are close to who no one else likes? What's the story?
Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
Boo: A childhood hero.
Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
Nemo: Your bravest moment.
Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
Alice: Done drugs?
Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
Merida: What are you most passionate about?

HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince's potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 17:28:07 -0400

catrianasommers:

#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY

#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

LOVE THIS

It got better.

bor0mir: IF YOU DIDN’T SCREAM WITH THE AUDIENCE AT THIS POINT...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 17:23:14 -0400

bor0mir:

IF YOU DIDN’T SCREAM WITH THE AUDIENCE AT THIS POINT THEN YOU’RE LYING

sherlockedpotteralways: nothisiscarlie: “Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 17:10:04 -0400

sherlockedpotteralways:

nothisiscarlie:

“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”

#this is why the books are better

this is why McGonagall in a bamf

lohanthony: nayx: splinteryourspine: cupkacie: Jimmy Kimmel...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 17:08:34 -0400

lohanthony:

nayx:

splinteryourspine:

cupkacie:

Jimmy Kimmel tricked people at Coachella into professing their love for bands that don’t exist, and it is absolutely hysterical.

this is incredible

im so embarrassed for people who are not me right now

IM SCREAMING