30 5 / 2012
I found a new hobby.
I like this
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30 5 / 2012
lets play “which download link is the real one”
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30 5 / 2012
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30 5 / 2012
I hate it when guys give that whole “I like a girl who can eat a big mac, not just rice cakes” crap.
Really? Do you really like a girl who can eat 823 calories of junk? I bet you like a girl who eats the extra 450 calories worth of damn fries on the side too right? Well I can bet you that you don’t like the 250 pound girl who eats like that. You like the 115 pound blonde bombshell who is naturally skinny. So what I really think you meant to say was: “I like a girl with a naturally fast metabolism”. Bitch, please.
Bless this post.
^And then Latrice.
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30 5 / 2012
It’s officially @DavidBurtka ’s birthday!! I’m in Montreal and can’t be with him, so any well wishes that you can send would be appreciated!
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30 5 / 2012
Modern Family is nothing short of perfection.
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29 5 / 2012
I got a Vera Bradley iPhone case today!!! You have no idea how long I have waited for this day!
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29 5 / 2012
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
So that’s who runs horse_ebooks.
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29 5 / 2012
Johnny Depp hides of paparazzi using a Nicolas Cage photography on set of From Hell
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29 5 / 2012
prayer circle that Finnick Odair will emerge from the underground infrastructure of Denver, Colorado, shout “I’m all right, Annie!” and proceed to be cast in the feature film of Catching Fire as himself
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29 5 / 2012
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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